Apr 24, 2010

12 Step Program | Intervention Help for Addicted Bloggers (FUN)


If you landed here then you must have a problem. Maybe it's only an abuse blogger type of shiz or just an "I only do it once a day, not very often," type of shizzle. But it's become a problem. My fingers hurt, or my brain is aching and I gotta go looking for post to do. I can't rely on my friends, they take my ideas and spend my advances before I get them! Every time I surf I find something that I wanted to do and someone else has already F**ked it up!

This must be for you. First you must admit that your a blogger. (?) Are you a blogger? Good Lord who gave you that title?. Ok just kidding. You know who you are and your addicted. Gotta take the first step or each step thereafter is just a slip.

So here are the steps for an Addicted Blogger.

1.) Admit that your fingers hurt or that your eyes are weary and that if you hit publish your blacking out and that your life is unmanageable due to the influence of Pro's.

2.)  Finally come to believe that your content is overwhelming and that it has taken control of your shiz!

3.)  Make a decision to turn your will and your power over to the care of Pro Bloggers in your niche as you understand them. (OMG I can't believe I said that!)

4.) Search everyday for blogs that compete against you and show your competiveness. I am a winner.... show'em. Link to them in a post if you have to.

5.) Admit to yourself, to Problogger's and to the world wide web when your right. Let them know...It's your shiz and it makes you triple figs... isn't that what they do?

6.) Be entirely ready to redesign each time you read another piss ant that tells you to "make up,,, where's my  make up" ...redesign your site.

7.) Keep a list of all people who want your money but don't link to you. Those who make promises but don't deliver. In your mailbox is the first place to start. You know who you are take the first Step!

8.) If and when you are never wrong, you must admit it and move on. No matter what the person you wronged thinks, you must move on. They are only online and not your buddies, they want your money. But if you F**K up you must admit it and make amends.

9.) If  you don't feel comfortable making peace with them over a post or article then email them and let them know that you F**Ked up. That you did so and so and should apologize. If they accept fine, if they don't' then that's fine too, you did your part, move on. Keep Blogging!

10.) If I never told you anything, it's to keep on keeping on, but you must check yourself along the way. Don't bypass the importance of self in publishing. What I mean is take your own inventory, take a look at how your doing things and if you need to curve it, curve it.. don't' put yourself in a situation where you have to  repeat #9

11.) Ohhhh  a tough one.. Do you know anybody that can help you? If you do then this is the step that is for you and you need to reach out to them and ask for suggestions. Not advice, because advice holds them responsible for your outcome, but ask them for a suggestion on how you could do things differently to improve. Or for that matter stop blogging.

12.) When it's all said and done your main goal should be to help other bloggers. Help them get started, help them get online, what the hell ever. It should be to help others. Giving it away, Paying it Forward will get you the positve results your looking for. Whether that be MMO or Traffic. Ask me I'll tell you How!

 If you like this then comment on it and let me know or Tweet or StumbleUpon. Don't be a Shizz head. Your comments are greatly appreciated. Don't worry no one will criticize your here. Else they will have to take the first step!