Let's Reminisce Some Halloween Nights..or For Us the Whole Week

Remember all the Shizzle U use to do on or leading up to Halloween? Well here's your chance to share it again.. And don't be shy the statues of limitations have ran out I'm sure for the most of us.
Here's a couple spoofs we did back in the day..Of course don't tell anyone but sometimes we did these all week leading up to Halloween or after football games and a few bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 till it got to cold to burn'em outside. Man I sure miss me some Mad Dog Wine.
Living in a very, very small town (pop.275 counting cats and dogs) growing up we always had to come up with something to keep ourselves entertained other than a few experimental herbal medicinal things and bottles of Mad Dog. So Halloween was no different and usually an anticipated...let's just say adventurous night. From rolls of TP, smashing the lone pumpkin, and egg tossing it was the only night of the year we ever ever had a cop in town! Seriously and usually more than one B4 the night was over. Am I proud of that? U bet ur sweet a** I am, but only because we never hurt anyone. Hell the whole school was a part of it, all 45 of us. We drug shizzle like grain hoppers in the street, blocked the tracks with hay bales and set fires to them too...( I know that was not good..*evil smile*), scared the drizzle outta your grandma. The most memorable one was when this dude stole 30 cases of eggs, each case had like 30 dozen eggs. Let me tell ya, the whole damn town (I know it is a small town) was covered in egg. The more Mad Dog the more things got covered. There was still evidence of Halloween 1975 in town in July of 76. Halloween Rock'd Back in the Day! I'm going to leave some things for your imagination, but if your our old principal we're the reason you painted the house that summer. Shame on us..I love Eggs!
Here's a short video of eggless pranks you might like. It's short.
Please comment on your pranks and hit follow if you like the blog. Thanks and have a safe Halloween. Seriously, leave the Mad Dog alone.

***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! This mess belongs to LiLu so if you want more go to her site by clicking on the TMI Thursday.. Isn't she a MESS!

Hump Day Humor .... #2

I thought this appropriate for today's Hump Day Humor. A quote for the Cub fans. Don't worry, my sorry bloaks (Royals) didn't make it to the World Series this year either. Maybe with a little effort we can come up with something fit to Joke about them. Oh..Shizzle me timbers...they are a joke what am I talking about.
This blogging thing is tough don't ya think? With the life I've experienced you'd think I could come up with some damn good stuff here. Well let me tell ya I gotta lot good stuff it just may not be appropriate for the all knowing webbers. If I start to get a little loose here soon I'm blaming LiLu. If you don't know who she is then your missing out. livitluvit.com go there and check out her pu$$, I mean post! No she's not showing her THANG least I haven't seen it yet...evil smile...
Have a good day! Come back next week for more I got one I think you'll love coming up. If you got any humpday quotes or a good quote you want to share please leave me a comment. You can also follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/cadilacjax

Beer Pong? What is it?

Beer Pong (also known as Beirut) is a drinking game in which players throw a ping-pong ball across a table with the intent of landing the ball in a cup of beer on the other end. The game typically consists of two two-player teams and multiple cups set up on each side set up in triangle formation.[1] There are no official rules, so rules may vary widely, though usually there are six or ten plastic cups arranged in a triangle on each side.

The goal of the game is to eliminate the other teams' cups before one's own cups are eliminated. When a ball lands in a cup, which are generally 1/4 to 1/3 full,[2] that cup is eliminated and the defending team must consume all of the beer inside that cup.

The losing team must consume all the beer remaining in the winning team's cups.[1] The order of play varies – both players on one team shoot followed by both players on the other team, or players on opposite teams can alternate back and forth

Here's your destination for the BeerPong or Bpong whatever you call it. As much beer as I've drank I have probably played it and just don't remember cause I lost. Or I just drank too much anyway. Whatever the outcome I'm sure you'll have fun using it for your next party or game. Halloween is coming up so get yours today. Still have time to recieve before if you order now. And don't forget the World Series by using their Baseball BPong gear or other emblems you might want to choose. Spencers has it all not just BPongs. Check out their full line of gear and gags here. Have Fun and be safe.

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Garth Brooks Back, Out of Retirement

Garth Brooks in Las Vegas: It's a sellout

"I think my gift truly is I'm an average guy. What I like, an average guy likes. It's that simple. The music that I love, I find that most guys around me love, too," he told CNN in his dressing room after Thursday's news conference in Las Vegas.

Within a few hours Garth Brooks Tickets for his first 20 shows from self-imposed retirement debut at the Wynn Las Vegas' Encore Theatre sold out. Around 30,000 seats altogether.

According to the LA Times, the Wynn reported over 5million page views recorded from it's website after the tickets went on sale.For more go to LA Timesblog

THE SELF FLUSHER IS A MONSTER

THE SELF FLUSHER IS A MONSTER
After reading some of the post today over on Live it Love it I am reminded of the time I dated this girl who had a baby that called me Dad. We'll just call her V..

Mom was at work one day when the young tyke and I decided to go shopping at the mall. We didn't let Mum go too often cause she liked to spend money, but then what girl don't like the mall and spend moolah? That's why she was working that day by the way, and no not on the corner, though she was pretty enough to probably make our house payment, that's not my style. Though if the relationship scene doesn't improve I may try it for shits and giggles. Just sayin!

Daddy I Gotta Go Pee
Anyway we are out traipsing through the mall and V. looks up and says, "daddy I gotta go pee." No big deal, we had been teaching her to tell us when she has to go. But then I realized, holy shit what do I do? Take her into the men's room or take a chance on being a weirdo and go in the ladies room? We had enough weirdo's in this town and I didn't want to be one of them so I took her into the men's room.(how do you win)
We go in after I make sure no one else is there, and she looks at the urinals and then takes a second look. I tell her "come V., honey over here." I am trying to hurry because for one we are not at home and it just don't feel right, and two she really really has to pee. I mean she is holding it with her hand and squattin a little so I finally get her eyes off the urinals and into the stall.

It's not over till the paperwork
Once she appears to have finished I hand her some paper and she wipes and as she is getting up the darn thing flushes all by itself. It flushed with power let me tell ya. An oak log couldn't have survived. Lo and Behold, you'd thought I'd a spanked her for no reason or something. She let out a scream that could be heard all over the mall. Now I am really embarrassed. Yet lmao at the same time, cause it's only a self flushing skeermode, it's not like nothing reached up there and pinched her behind or nothing. But you'd of thought I was the devil listening to her scream. I think she had some pee left in her cause there was something wet running down her leg. Coulda been the water from kamode monster I'm not sure. The look in her eyes is one I'll never forget. And the experience with a self-flusher she will probably never forget either. I mean it's not like we had one of these things at home ya'll.

Needless to say we made it outta there with no problems just a little excitement for the both of us. What's your craziest, most exciting experience at the mall? Please share or retweet if you liked this. And leave a comment they're as valuable as a Self-Flusher. Thanks comeback when you can stay longer and read some more.

Hump Day Humor.... Ten Husbands Still A Virgin #1

A lawyer married a women who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On her wedding night she told her new husband, "please be gentle, I'm still a virgin"
"what" said the puzzled groom, "how can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"well husband #1 was a sales rep. He kept telling me how good it was going to be.
husband #2 was in the software business: said he was never really sure how it was suppose to function but said he'd get back with me.
husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but just couldn't get the system up.
husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
husband #5 was an engineer: said he understood the basic process but wanted 3 yrs. to research, implement and design a new-state-of -the-art-method
husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but wasn't sure if it was his job or not.
husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never really sure how to position it.
husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he ever did was look at it.
husband # 10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did.......God! I miss him! but now that I'm married to you, I'm really excited!"
"Good", said the new husband, "but why?"
The bride said. "because your a lawyer, so I know I'm going to get screwed!"

Full Of Hot Air------>Up, Up, and Away

WTF is up with people these days? Did Big Brother, Survivor, Desperate Housewives, The Amazing Race to name a few, make everyone think they'd be a star?
Hey neighbor let's build this here balloon, put some Hot Air in it, uuuhuh, mmhuh, and send my boy sailing away and will be reality stars, ya think? But instead of really puttin him in it let's send his ass to the attic and just tell'em we did. You know, let's like don't but say we did kinda thing. Come on we'll be famous I promise. You won't tell will ya? You better not we won't be as famous if you do.
No really what were they thinking? That nobody would find out or that nobody would tell. Tell, people don't do that on each other do they? At least they didn't use to. Nowadays the one that tells gets all the rewards and looks like the reality star.
Heene your a Hiney! For those of you who don't know what a hiney is, look over your shoulder and down your back. That thing that blocks you from seeing your shoe hill is your HINEY. You get the Darwin Award for the week Mr. Heene. OK you get it for the month. I think you sucked up a little too much helium yourself there bud. Maybe next time stick to the little less wackier stuff! Nuff said.
And how was your week?

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H1N1 ...How Bad Is It? Should I Be Worried?

UPDATE: I Recently read where Alcohol as we know is hard on the liver and since the liver is important in removing inpurities from our system, Alcohol may make it even eaiser for you to get the H1N1 aka Swine Flu. Alcohol stresses the body and any stresses like that will make your system weakened. So avoid it is what we are being told. Colleges are putting themselves at risk with binge drinking and Frat parties where large amount of alcohol is being consumed by passing around the same bottle or glass to consume it from. Be careful Folks it could be your last drink!

Answers=(Least I forget I am NOT, I Repeat NOT a Doctor) so enter at your own risk. I have been researching the all knowledgeable, unmistakable, insightful, engines of the Web today for some answers. Hopefully you will find my content of some use in some form or another.

First of all, is the people who are infected with the H1N1 Virus going to die? Why yes I think that each and every person who has been or will be infected with the virus will die. But there is a huge chance that it won't be from the H1N1 illnesses. I'm here to tell you that if you didn't already know you and I and everyone else is going to die someday, just hopefully not for another several decades or so. So don't be alarmed about what you already know is undeniably unavoidable.

What you should be concerned about is taking precautions so that you can help prevent the spread of this new strain of influenza that is no longer called swine flu, because it is highly contagious and can spread rapidly. Mainly because it has not been seen in humans before. Therefore there is no common vaccine or immediate form of built up immunities, which is why it does spread more easily. Hopefully, according to some research I've found on here there will be some sort of vaccination in the late fall, or early winter. Until then there are several things that you and I and all the other folks who are going to die someday will need to do.

Rule #1. Do the things that you would normally do to avoid the flu.

a.) Wash your hands, I repeat! WASH PROPERLY not just a quick under the water and dry

b.) Get plenty of rest.

c.) Eat properly- fruits/vegetables/vitamins etc..

d.) Oh and eat all the pork you want, it's not caused from pigs. It is/was called swine flu because years ago only humans and pigs had the same respiratory symptoms. H1N1 has been seen in birds, pigs and humans. That's why they changed the name from swine to H1N1.

e.) Cover your Mouth when you cough or sneeze. This is a respiratory virus that is spread mainly as such. So that is also why it is important to wash your hands thoroughly and try not to touch your face, nose, mouth etc.. until you have washed properly using sanitizer!

Overall this strain of flu is highly contagious. Mainly because our bodies don't know how to react to it with it's own antibodies or immune system. There is some treatments out there that your health care provider should be aware of for you to consider if you should become ill. First and foremost if you think that you might have the illness or related symptoms or someone in your family does such as school children, then stay at home unless your seeking medical attention.

Rule #2. REPEAT RULE ONE!

Some of this post was taken from the CDC, or www.cdc.gov/H1N1flu while other parts were from reading bits here and there on the web. Also I found while I was seeking some info to share with you, Amy Garcia RN, MSN and director of National Association of School Nurses came online in the Washington Post with a Q&A session. You can check it out on http://www.washingtonpost.com/ she is also referring you to http://www.flu.gov/ for more info. Like I said I just wanted to try to find something informative mainly for myself and hope that you could use as well. I am sometimes one of those individuals who thinks that we are not given enough information about certain things to avoid us from scare tactics. In this case we need to know that the flu does kill, but it can also be avoided. More deaths occur each year from many many other things that we take for granted. And if you've been using someone Else's computer to read this, go WASH YOUR HANDS!

Miley Cyrus, Twitter, Rap, White Girls Can't Rap! Just Quit it All Then

Wow Miley Cyrus appears to have gone over the edge now. Saying something about 2 million followers, too much media, too much my business is my business. Well Lawdy Lawdy child don't put it on the internet then. If this doesn't create some attention for ya then what will?