THE SELF FLUSHER IS A MONSTER
After reading some of the post today over on Live it Love it I am reminded of the time I dated this girl who had a baby that called me Dad. We'll just call her V..
Mom was at work one day when the young tyke and I decided to go shopping at the mall. We didn't let Mum go too often cause she liked to spend money, but then what girl don't like the mall and spend moolah? That's why she was working that day by the way, and no not on the corner, though she was pretty enough to probably make our house payment, that's not my style. Though if the relationship scene doesn't improve I may try it for shits and giggles. Just sayin!
Daddy I Gotta Go Pee
Anyway we are out traipsing through the mall and V. looks up and says, "daddy I gotta go pee." No big deal, we had been teaching her to tell us when she has to go. But then I realized, holy shit what do I do? Take her into the men's room or take a chance on being a weirdo and go in the ladies room? We had enough weirdo's in this town and I didn't want to be one of them so I took her into the men's room.(how do you win)
We go in after I make sure no one else is there, and she looks at the urinals and then takes a second look. I tell her "come V., honey over here." I am trying to hurry because for one we are not at home and it just don't feel right, and two she really really has to pee. I mean she is holding it with her hand and squattin a little so I finally get her eyes off the urinals and into the stall.
It's not over till the paperwork
Once she appears to have finished I hand her some paper and she wipes and as she is getting up the darn thing flushes all by itself. It flushed with power let me tell ya. An oak log couldn't have survived. Lo and Behold, you'd thought I'd a spanked her for no reason or something. She let out a scream that could be heard all over the mall. Now I am really embarrassed. Yet lmao at the same time, cause it's only a self flushing skeermode, it's not like nothing reached up there and pinched her behind or nothing. But you'd of thought I was the devil listening to her scream. I think she had some pee left in her cause there was something wet running down her leg. Coulda been the water from kamode monster I'm not sure. The look in her eyes is one I'll never forget. And the experience with a self-flusher she will probably never forget either. I mean it's not like we had one of these things at home ya'll.
Needless to say we made it outta there with no problems just a little excitement for the both of us. What's your craziest, most exciting experience at the mall? Please share or retweet if you liked this. And leave a comment they're as valuable as a Self-Flusher. Thanks comeback when you can stay longer and read some more.
